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Anon has a female friend
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lol you are jellous bro you don't have female friends. I have, and this really happened to me with so many females more than one also
i'm sure you've slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.
I'm in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I've hit before you know, haha sexually that is.
Read this in JFK's voice from clone high ๐