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Anon diversifies fetishes
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this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this ~~video~~ text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one ~~video~~ text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at ~~porn~~ text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “~~thugposts~~” "Cycles" or “~~femboys~~” "Overclocks" or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.