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Anon finally finds a girlfriend
(sh.itjust.works)
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If these guys are so starved for sex, I don't understand why they don't just fuck each other.
What's more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who's going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.
You're getting a nut, and you're helping your fellow bros. What's the problem?
Edit: inserted "don't" in the obvious place.
Judging by some of the vrchat threads I've seen Anon is way ahead of you on this
Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?
What you said reminded ne of this bloke, who I found hilarious
https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs
Lol, I remember that bit. Hilarious. Thanks for reminding me!