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Anon finally finds a girlfriend (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] terraborra@lemmy.nz 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard... I'd fuck me so hard..."

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Would you intercept me? ID INTERCEPT ME.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

BY YOUR COMMAND

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

To infinity and beyond!

this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2025

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