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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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I couldn't live with that bathroom, it'll have to go
The bathroom in my first house had a full avocado suite (bath, sink, toilet and medicine cabinet) with a neon green shag pile carpet.
I would have suffered with the fixtures, but that carpet would have been ripped up as soon as I found a deal on some decent tiles that don't clash with the fixtures.
I got rid as soon as I had the money because I wanted a shower. Something that wasn't present as it was rare in houses here in the UK until at least the early '90s.
I recently went to a viewing of a place with a bathroom in that style. Interestingly, the owner had decided he needed a shower cabinet in addition to the bathtub/shower combo in the bathroom, but as there was no more room in there he/she placed the shower cabinet in the bedroom, next to the bed. On shag pile carpet. There was mold everywhere, and the carpet in the bedroom kinda looked like something that had been used as a rag in a machine workshop for a decade or two.