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[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago

The richest guy in the world, and he is so horny for any love and respect that the smell of desperation fills any room he is in. You can even see it anytime he makes a media appearance. The guy actually exudes a breath-taking level of anti-charisma. He's truly revolting to anyone who sees him.

All that money, and he has to rent wombs to manufature his DNA Storage Units/ Organ Donors/ Human Shields because no woman will go near him. Ive heard his dick doesn't work anyway, due to a botched wiener enlargement surgery.

So he thinks the gamers are his peeps, and they'll love him, right? Nah, all those great toys, and still none of the neighborhood kids want to play with him, because he's so fucking wierd.

It makes me so happy to see him demonstrating in real time, the old saying "Money can't buy happiness."

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Well if it was just that he was weird he could probably find a real friend or two. Hell I know a ton of just god awful people who still have folks who wanna hang with them.

It's that there's no mutual benefit to knowing or liking him at all. Even your typical maga shitdick has friends who like them but Muskrats only here for clout and that's the kinda guy who turns on you for a quick part on the back from someone who hasn't told them theyre special today.

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

True, and I actually like, and even prefer, people that others think are weird. Weird can be really fun and entertaining.

But this is a different kind of weird, its Creepy Weird. Like you just know this guy has some incredibly shocking and revolting kinks, beyond your wildest imagination.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Well we 100% know he has daddy issues at the very least

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