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[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

If he's 100% Trump, the Trump tariff is $100. Simple.

Tell him to buy $23 worth of $TRUMP coin or he'll be deported for ripping off his lord and saviour.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I am kind of surprised he has not pumped it a few more times. For a while I was almost thinking of buying in a bit. Not because I think it is innovative or anything, but because I was expecting him to pump it a few times as he is bribed.

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well, first he had to disband the team of prosecutors who targeted cryptocurrency crimes, from today he can safely pump it again

[-] witten@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Trumpcoin isn't for you or me, so he doesn't need to pump it. It's for untraceable bribery and corruption. Say a foreign national wants something from Trump (an executive order, a crackdown on a competitor, the lifting of a crackdown, whatever). They need only make a large, anonymous Trumpcoin purchase and then discretely let Trump know about it.

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