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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

No if you know they're gonna have to check, then you've worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.

this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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