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Dream job! (lemmy.world)

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 108 points 6 days ago

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 6 days ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago

Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.

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