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Anon owns a fan (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by rovingnothing29@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Be me

see qt 3.14

wanttosex.exe

Show her my translated green text

She rips off her clothes

Give her the best three minutes of ~~her~~ my life

See you later virgins

[-] green_copper@kbin.earth 23 points 3 months ago

qt 3.14 [...].exe

Damn, I'm too deep into programming so it took me a bit to realize that the second line was not about the framework.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

It took me a while to realize it was short for cutie pie

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I actually almost made one of those

https://files.catbox.moe/xqe00x.png

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Now this is podracing!

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago 
\>test  
\>test

Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

> thanks

Now I know, I certainly would not have thought backslash would have done it

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Magic

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

> be me

> want to escape characters

> fail (like at everything in life)

> Anon shows me the path

> still had le sex...

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 months ago

Give her the best three minutes of her life

holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us

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