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[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 week ago

Alternative title: Inspired to find a man to take you for a ride in his space penis

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

🎵 now I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You just know Bezos' in new pickup line is "hey baby, you wanna ride my dick into outer space?"

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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