I want to be low key nationalistic but for EU if you know what I mean

I wouldn't defend borders of my country but for eu probably. I want eu to be a bright light in the darkness of the world. Brits like hobbits, Ukraine and Poland like Gondor and Rohan against the orcs. Finns will be the elves, germans are dworfs

Let us all be complete opposite of the orcs, free beautiful people so that we will prevail against this darkness. Stick to our principles the more barbaric Mordor gets because they are worth fighting for. They stand no chance against us together