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To be fair, I wouldnt be that shocked to find out thats how the maintainer of some core library exists. Permanently on life support, because no one else can understand their code.
I think you just described every COBOL programmers retirement.
Basically the Emperor of Mankind, being kept alive else all of humanity as we know it is doomed.