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[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

No it's not. It only becomes a criteria when you can no longer reasonably be sure that it can't be restarted.

Source: Retired medic that has pronounced my share of dead people AND restarted a few hearts also.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is like saying your car battery isn't dead because I'm able to jump start it.

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

So why do we do CPR? Why do we use AEDs? Was all the CPR I have done a waste of time?

Dead means you are going to stay that way. Dead is irreversible. And until I and/or a doctor say you are dead, you are not. You are just maybe dead.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Dead means dead if you don't do anything about it

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