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[-] bastion@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You want some of this? You want to really eat this? Hit the button and subscribe, and you'll get monthly shipments of meat grown from various parts of my body!

  • Belly: $50
  • Thighs: $60
  • Armpit: $70
  • Lips: $90
  • Breasts: $110
  • Dat ass: $150
  • Anus: $200
  • Puss: $300
[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Thighs would be easily the tastiest part, should be more expensive imo

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