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[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

I remember a harmless over that just randomly opened your CD tray while it ran. Called something like cup holder, or something like that.

Shit that was a long time ago...

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If you rember that, it’s time to get your colonoscopy and prostate checked.

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Uh oh, I can't find my prostate. I'll ask my gyno where it is on my next visit.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It’s your Skene's gland. :-)

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

✅ Colonoscopy

⬜ Prostate exam

I'm 40yo. I'm practically in the grave already!

this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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