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[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 60 points 3 months ago

Man when I'm a few miles in to a run, the last thing on my mind is having any form of meaningful conversation, particularly something that needs a bit of time and effort put into it.

I can't imagine what it would be like to keep putting one foot in front of the other, stay upright, try to not die, and still have to come up with a gentle way of letting someone down.

Next time on "Time and a Place": asking a pilot out to dinner during an emergency landing.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

This is fabricated and homosexual.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but he needed the setup for the pun. You can't deny the puns. They want to live!

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

Ah I've not made it to the lv20 Pun Deployment threshold yet. I've been finishing my runs at the end of the route like a clown all this time!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

Yea even if I was the guy in this scenario there'd be like a 30 second gap between each word where I'm trying to catch my breath.

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