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The Lord works in mysterious ways?
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Wow, so when you cut yourself shaving, it bleeds like in the WWE, you go to the ER, and it takes months to heal?
It nicked his ear. He bled a bit. It healed. Besides, he's old, how could you spot a scar among the hair, wrinkles, and moles?
We're big bags of water, but ears are thin flaps of skin. Guess what? That pressure wave probably moved the ear out of the way.
Sheesh, what personal soap opera are you invested in so that you can't see the absurdity of your position?