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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

“You’re worthless suckers have no vices”

Vices are social taboos, not iron laws. And if you haven't ever transgressed, I gotta wonder what kind of life you're living (particularly in a society that's puritanical in its ethics)

[-] echodot@feddit.uk -5 points 3 months ago

So unless you commit a crime of some kind you are not a real person? I don't understand what arguement you're trying to make

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This MF'ER so scared, they ain't never even jaywalked 🤣

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Jaywalking isn't actually a crime anywhere other than the United States so no I've never jaywalked.

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You sound like you would actually benefit from drugs lol

Loosen up ffs

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

I commit crimes on a daily basis. I'm skeptical of people who follow all laws without thinking. Do you really never speed while driving or jaywalk?

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