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[-] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 96 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 86 points 1 month ago

This guy right here is a certified nerd

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 month ago

This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

I didn't certify that nerd certifier though.
You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

definitely a nerd's nerd.

[-] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I only believe in Bun.

[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

promisify(nerd);

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re ~~too stuck up for dynamic languages~~ building something big.

[-] vala@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

[-] neshura@bookwormstory.social 2 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't say it's a perfectly fine language but I also don't understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as "==" not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).

[-] vala@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm yet to find a non-LISP that doesn't have at least one or two rough edges like that.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Isn't it Turing complete or was that CSS?

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