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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago

I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 31 points 6 days ago

“Tried”? She missed somehow?

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 days ago

The fridge was a low-rider.

[-] Heathcliff@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

I hate it when the ice bounces back.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

She was stopped.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago

With a saving throw?

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025

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