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Anon goes camping
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I know when I leave for a big trip I leave straight from my house
If you're in an emergency in the wilderness, the car is, by definition, far away.
"Don't want to freeze to death? Pack extra clothes in the trunk!"