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Anon considers LASIK (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Do you also have an urn of dirt from your homeland so you can get a restful sleep in your coffin?

[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 3 days ago

I do. May I enter your domicile and show you?

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Only if I can spill some salt grains first 😅

[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 2 days ago

Well-played!

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025

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