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submitted 2 days ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 days ago

I just want a game that lets my avatar be left handed.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 days ago

As a gameplay programmer, I got anxiety from reading this (and I think the animators are already in a fetal position on the floor)

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Can't you just swap x for -x. Run some unit tests just in case. We'll push to prod next Wednesday. Sound good? Got to dash, strategy meeting started 5 minutes ago. Seeyoubye.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

As a programmer, I've learned to cringe at any suggestion from someone that starts with "can't you just". Cause I guarantee you, I can't "just" do that. It's way more complicated than just.