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[-] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago

The thing is, this turd burgler could lose millions a day for the rest of his life and still retire more well-off than just about anybody. When's the last time a truly filthy rich person ended up in the gutter?

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

If his wealth were a US treasury bond, he'd have to spend at least $50,000,000 every DAY in order to not still keep getting richer.

Take a moment to think about how difficult it is to spend $50,000,000. If I gave you 24 hours to do it using Brewster's Millions rules, you'd struggle.

There is no good reason for billionaires to exist.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

filthy rich person ended up in the gutter?

there’s not much that i like about the american healthcare system but the idea of fElon eventually ending up bankrupt because of that fucking black eye really had me thinking “maybe there’s something to this”

[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mark Bankstone could help him do it

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