850
race conditions (lemmy.zip)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago

C++ is home sick, currently the doctor (compiler) is not sure whether it's got the flu or a terminal cancer.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

terminal cancer

"I'm sorry, you've been diagnosed with :(){:|:&};:"

"You have a couple seconds to live."

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
850 points (97.2% liked)

Programmer Humor

24143 readers
2421 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS