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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago

Why is the crab not Rust. This is outrageous, it’s unfair

[-] d_k_bo@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rust would be some borrow checker compile error like

borrowed data escapes outside of associated function

argument requires that `'1` must outlive `'static`

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

you can still segfault in rust iirc

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Not in safe Rust. Only if you explicitly tell the compiler "I got this, don't worry" but then fuck up.

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

[-] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I guess they fixed the weirdness involving calling main later in the program

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

As in, you call main() recursively? Don't think, I've ever tried that in any language...

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