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[-] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Agile

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Means we change requirements mid-sprint, right?

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Effectively?

Yeah, that’s what it means.

[-] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Better than continue building something useless.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

You might be surprised by how vigorously people will argue against this point.

[-] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Lots of programmers are autists and dont like new information.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

If your agile process has requirements and a due date - bad news.

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

It's called SAFe and it's an art form.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Your value stream is showing

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