370
Anon plays Metroid
(sh.itjust.works)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
370 points (97.9% liked)
Greentext
6498 readers
966 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
In those days tutorials weren't a thing. Games came with manuals that you were expected to actually read.
The literal first thing you do is get stuck in a room that you can't get out of until you learn to use the morph ball. Tutorial as gameplay was innovative.