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Anon plays Metroid
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this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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? You start in a room you where right leads to ledge you can't jump to, and left takes you over a pyramid with a power up and small hole.
It was gameplay teaching you.
Mind, this is the only such moment. The rest of this game is fucking bullshit that ate my childhood