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Anon has fries (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[-] iowagneiss@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 day ago

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 30 points 1 day ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago
[-] dumbass@quokk.au 12 points 1 day ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

Why risk anons virginity like that?

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"

[-] WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol

[-] oce@jlai.lu 39 points 1 day ago

Is that worth losing fries?

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...

this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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