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For this Friday Movie Night, it’s the entire Shrek series. Yes, all four movies, in a row, in one night. Watch the whole comic saga of an ogre who falls in love with a princess in a fairy-tale kingdom. You know the drill. Oddly, we have watched the first and fourth films before, but the second and third are new to the ‘tube. I will be absent tonight, so somebody please queue up the movies when the time comes. The links are at the bottom of this post.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:

https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

• Shrek: https://letterboxd.com/film/shrek/
• Shrek 2: https://letterboxd.com/film/shrek-2/
• Shrek the Third: https://letterboxd.com/film/shrek-the-third/
• Shrek Forever After: https://letterboxd.com/film/shrek-forever-after/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

• Shrek: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/11239
• Shrek 2: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/21301
• Shrek the Third: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/11242
• Shrek Forever After: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/29281

CWs for the Shrek series:

• Someone leaves without saying goodbye.
• Child abandonment.
• Abusive parents.
• Abused person forgives their abuser.
• Child abuse.
• Abandoned animal.
• Death of animal.
• Cruelty to animals.
• Domestic violence.
• Spiders
• Snakes.
• Bugs.
• Someone is held underwater.
• Someone is physically restrained.
• Sexual assault: creepy man kisses princess without her consent.
• Someone’s mouth is covered.
• Amputation.
• Genital trauma.
• Torture.
• Stabbing.
• Kidnapping.
• Shower scene.
• Natural bodies of water.
• Farting.
• Someone is eaten alive.
• Spitting.
• Incarceration.
• Body dysphoria.
• Sudden loud noises.
• Screaming.
• Profanity.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Broken fourth wall.
• Babies.
• “Man in dress” jokes.
• Fat jokes.
• Hate speech.
• Nudity.
• Homelessness.

Links to movies:

• Shrek: https://tankie.tube/w/2vKLopzFAHpQjNLPy5reZ5
• Shrek 2: https://tankie.tube/w/epcAW5CWJuf9RqRBVhZPQH
• Shrek the Third: https://tankie.tube/w/k9RXSWUNYyMj9Y9z6dqPLX
• Shrek Forever After: https://tankie.tube/w/utaBw1jK1MkA9Lw2AL9igJ