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What crimes hasn't Trump committed yet?
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- Writing potato with an e.
- Wearing double denims.
- Wearing all purple.
- Jaywalking, at least not publicly.
- Appointing his horse as secretary of state.
- Sending people into pits of wild animals or have them participate in gladiator games
- Cancel your favorite tv series
- Make a portrait of himself in the nude
- Saying "Click the bell to subscribe to my channel" and make click and bell noises during one of his speeches.
- Figuring out but not explaining how the three sea shells work
- Order a pineapple pizza
- Falsely accusing a woman of rape
- Crossposting