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this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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Yep. Popularity hasn't yet died down, but having a bunch of closed-minded "anti-woke" (i.e. Fascists) people dogpiling onto 40k as though they're begging to be Servitorised in the service of the Emp'rah is... dismaying, to say the least.
Worst part is, one can't even have a conversation with such fans, as they instantly shoot down any and all subjects which they deem even marginally related to "woke stuff," sometimes with disturbing zeal. How such an obvious satirical dystopia can be misinterpreted in such a way is beyond me...
Some people are just really passionate about their tiny yellow plastic toy soldiers all having imaginary penises. The penises are important to them. They can't bear to imagine a Legio Custodes that doesn't have a full armament of cock.
This is why I either went with Chaos (during my adolescence, mostly outgrew them) or Aeldari. I mean, they aren't that much better from a lore perspective, but at least they give everyone a chance to suffer equally...
What about their penises?
I'm sure Fabulous Bill has a couple of attachments that would make even Slaanesh blush.
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