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Happy dev noises (lemmy.world)

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[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

[-] Shayeta@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You mean for the employees that will write Java?

"Oracle" is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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