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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 weeks ago

I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I believe it was just a hint or some kind of encouragement in regards to the problem I was working on. Hard to remember. I just recall that warm breath in my ear canal and the most intense boner of my childhood.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago

Grade 2 damn boy

[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

that's amazing lmao, good for you?

[-] syreus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

"So you like Jazz?"

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

I remember the first time a teacher gave me wood.

Then I gave it back

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