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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong
(sh.itjust.works)
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You fucking idiot
You absolute baffoon
Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you
Yes, but... how likely do you think it is that Anon has even one friend?
Or a sibling for that matter
Wait, I thought you were only able to tag out or were forced to swap on death. Did me and my brother spend all that time taking turns when it was actually true co-op!? (Tbf, I was always Donkey, so this is more of a "him problem", but still!)
Oof, I might be the fool thinkong of DKC 2
All the SNES DKC games were one player at a time only.