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[-] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

One day, I will most likely have this exact conversation with my kids.

[-] steeznson@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

This is why I'm adopting if I ever decide with my wife to be parents. Can't imagine the guilt of my DNA looking me in the eye and asking why "did you make me?"

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Look straight back and say, "cause your mum wanted to get rawdogged and forgot her birth control pills".

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

“…and your dad refused to get a vasectomy” which is easy and reversible and quick-recovery

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

I know so many well meaning people who have said exactly this

Until the pregnancy test. And then they’re like “Let’s fucking DO it! We’ll be parents!!”

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