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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by 6stringringer@lemmy.zip to c/explainlikeimfive@lemmy.world

This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think the guy he allegedly killed, had a name that started with.... I think it was a d? David? Derek? Dddddouchebag. Douchebag, yeah. I think the person that died was a massive douchebag.

That seems right to me ....

[-] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 26 points 10 months ago

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

I know, I was certainly spending time with him during the alleged attack. He couldn't have done it while sat across from me at that diner, many miles away from where the crime happened.

[-] devAlot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I think the guy he killed

Allegedly 😉

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

Oh right, let me correct my wording.

Thanks.

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Did someone light a match? Is he being cremated?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure it was Bob. Or Brad. Billy? Bitchass! Yes it was definitely Bitchass.

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