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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 48 points 4 months ago

the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?

Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples' houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.

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