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Now, I've seen this a couple of times in this post. The idea that the compiler will let you do anything is so bizarre to me. It's not a matter of being allowed by the software to do anything. The software will do what you goddamn tell it to do, or it gets replaced.
WE'RE the humans, we're not asking some silicon diodes for permission. What the actual fuck?!? We created the fucking thing to do our bidding, and now we're all oh pwueez mr computer sir, may I have another ADC EAX, R13? FUCK THAT! Either the computer performs like the tool it is, or it goes the way of broken hammers and lawnmowers!
Soldiers are supposed to question potentially-illegal orders and refuse to execute them if their commanding officer can't give a good reason why they're justified. Being in charge doesn't mean you're infallible, and there are plenty of mistakes programmers make that the compiler can detect.
I get the analogy, but I don't think that it's valid. Soldiers are, much to the chagrin of their commanders, sentient beings, and should question potentially illegal orders.
Where the analogy doesn't hold is, besides my computer not being sentient, what I'm prevented from doing isn't against the law of man.
I'm not claiming to be infallible. After all to err is human, and I'm indeed very human. But throw me a warning when I do something that goes against best practices, that's fine. Whether I deal with it is something for me to decide. But stopping me from doing what I'm trying to do, because it's potentially problematic? GTFO with that kinda BS.