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[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago

I mean, she does suck but isn't that the norm?

I can't eat popcorn anywhere without needing to hoover up around me afterwards, and I ain't untidy by any means!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 3 days ago

Interesting... Cuz I am untidy and cram fistfuls of popcorn into my face hole and never have this problem. But I can't have a simple hot dog without ending up with mustard in a weird spot on my body.

"How the fuck did it get in my arm pit?!"

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

You probably have the bowel of popcorn underneath your mouth... when it falls it gets caught, only to be ready for hamfisting once more.

This lady made the mistake of using her clothes for that purpose.

Ah ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cure!

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

bowel of popcorn

I can't make a joke in good taste, so I'll just point it out.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Literally lol 😂

[-] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 days ago

No! And neither are subtitles!

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

😂 we're in agreement on the subs!

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I had to scroll for a while but came just for the sucks at eating popcorn discussion.

My husband's first job was working at a movie theatre sweeping the floors between movies. When we met like 10 years later, I learned he strongly held this weird stereotype about white women not being able to eat popcorn without making a complete mess.

When I asked why, he said it was something he'd noticed when he worked at the movie theatre. He then went into this long Rush Limbaughesque rant about the most ridiculous amount of popcorn he'd ever had to sweep up being when the theatre was showing the Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood. "The entire floor was like a carpet layer of popcorn!," "It was like they had all been throwing it up in the air throughout the whole movie!," and "What were they even doing?!?" Even to this day he still brings it up when someone mentions that movie or spills their popcorn.*

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