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That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.
Describe what your character is wearing.
Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?
In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian's armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!
What's this magic item that gives sex?
This one
Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn't have that ability...
Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉
Something tells me there's a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn't differentiate, or simply refused to.
Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate 😁), so it's probably a safe bet that I didn't know that much about the clitoris during the 80s 🤷
Or the difference between many things for a decent span of those years, nevermind red and orange. 🤪
The grey one was the earlier model. You gotta get in on those mid-generation upgrades!
Lol, love making a typo and coming back to a whole thread about it. The NES zapper totally needs to feature in one of my campaigns now
monks work even better