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I wonder if this was made by AI or a shit programmer
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It's not, though. And thinking that it is impossible is why DES, for example, was "translatable" by the NSA for decades. Never assume something is impossible just because it's difficult.
UUIDs are essentially random numbers, crypto schemes are not, they're not comparable.
The scope isn't if they're crackable (which, if course, they're not, since they're not encrypting anything). The scope is if using UUIDs as filenames in this publicaly accessible db a good way to hide the files. And the answer is: no it is not, because a computer powerful enough can guess all possibilities in a matter of minutes, and query them all against the db to discover all files stored within.
The powerful enough computer doesn't exist, and will not exist for some time. And even if it exists, it can't query the web server fast enough to have meaningful effectiveness.
So, for all intents and purposes, it's impossible. Period.
Thank you for bringing sanity to this thread. At this point, I have to assume that this person is trolling? That or they've been vibecoding too long?