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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Aside from the fact that a strong enough supercomputer won't exist for decades, you're not limited by the speed of UUID generation. Even if you had an infinitely fast supercomputer, it wouldn't speed up your brute force attempts, since you're limited by the speed of the backend. Wherever Tea stores their images, that server has only a limited capacity for responding to requests, far less than the speed with which you can generate UUIDs. That's a hard cap - you won't try guesses faster than that.

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Even assuming 0 latency on their backend, if you wanted to check each UUIDv4 value again their database during your lifetime, you would need to check 1.686 x 10^27 UUIDv4 per second for 100 years straight. Supercomputers are measured in exaflops, which is 10^18 operations per second, so even distributing the work across many machines, you would need about 1 billion of super computers to be able to have a chance of checking every UUIDv4 value within 100 years.

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