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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Woman: gets kidnapped

Lemmy: Obviously she wanted the war, I knew it was a feeeemaaaalllleee's fault.

[-] atomicpoet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Helen of Troy? Oh, don’t even get me started on her! She didn’t just cause the Trojan War—that was her warm-up gig!

The Crusades? Helen. Napoleonic Wars? Helen again. Both World Wars, the Cold War, Star Wars, Cola Wars—every single one is her fault!

Honestly, if she’d just stopped wishing for wars, we’d all be riding unicorns and eating ice cream for breakfast by now.

Thanks a lot, Helen.

Versions I read tended to say she left with him willingly. Buy sure go off as if a millenia old story has a single retelling.

this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2025
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