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[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 weeks ago

I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 weeks ago

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

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