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[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 days ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

[-] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

What's he going to do? Drop commits? /s

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.

this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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