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[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago

is a /56 not enough address space for your home network

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

My home network is millions of ants with tiny little backpacks

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago
[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

The backpacks themselves? I'm glad you asked. So, they each function on an actor model, where each potential state for each actor has its own address...

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

are there quintillions of states

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

No, actually tbh the address space is the least of my worries. At this point I'm gonna be honest, the ants just don't wanna play ball

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

have you tried giving them tiny ant-sized balls

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

This is working much better. I've retired my dreams of creating an AGI based on the communal activities of ants, and am instead gearing up for full ownership of the IP for the first premier league ant football team.

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