751

submitted 4 days ago by illusionist@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

200 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 189 points 4 days ago

They're going to take your job.

🤓📚🤚🦋 Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 4 days ago

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

[-] Cian@hispagatos.space 30 points 4 days ago

@LadyMeow @drolex Just choose the way

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 days ago

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Orcas…?

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

And body knows it!!

[-] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

The “CEO” looks like he is 12 - typically LinkedIn BS

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2025

751 points (98.2% liked)

Programmer Humor

37630 readers

373 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 6 years ago

MODERATORS